

I made this list because I’m an idiot who likes to waste your time. Bon listening! Organized by top 100, perfectly good albums not on the list, disappointments, and worst. I also added two photos I took of the Psychic Paramount’s show from the Empty Bottle this past July, precisely because no one asked for it.
Their album II is my number one. I’ll trust you saw what I did there.
But anyone who likes music should ask for their album post-haste, because holy balls. If the MP3 killed the album, my number one is the album’s hand violently shooting out of its grave in order to seek bloody revenge. Yeah, it’s fucking magical.
Criteria? Sure, Criteria. Let Me Pull This From My Nether Regions:
100 — 81: Formulaic pleasures at their best, with two or three really great songs helping to carry the weight of amiable placeholders. The best of music you can do the dishes to.
80 — 61: The number of great songs per album up to four, but overall album consistency is greater, if not exactly consistently inspired yet. There’s a little bit more artistic spark here, in some cases resulting in records that are quite, quite good, but whose reach just barely exceeds their grasp.
60 - 41: Very good artists reaching their individual artistic pinnacles, resulting in strong, if not exactly forward-thinking, innovative, or earth-shattering efforts. Toward the top of this group, the tip into greatness begins.
40 - 21: Artists working at the best of a particular sub-genre, resulting in great albums touching on transcendence, but not holding on to it for the duration. Still, holy crap. Buy these records if you haven’t already.
21 - 4: Albums of the year. Album consistency starts at great, and ends in fantastic.
3 - 1: Album of the decade contenders, ones that will hopefully come to define how subsequent generations look at music. Only time will tell though.
Best albums of 2011
1. The Psychic Paramount – II
2. PJ Harvey – Let England Shake
3. Shabazz Palaces – Black Up
4. Tune-Yards — W H O K I L L
5. Radiohead – The King of Limbs
6. Kurt Vile – Smoke Ring For My Halo
7. Disappears - Guider
8. Liturgy – Aesthethica
9. Deep Earth – House of Mighty
10. Lykke Li – Wounded Rhymes
11. St. Vincent – Strange Mercy
12. Indian – Guiltless
13. The War On Drugs – Slave Ambient
14. Implodes – Black Earth
15. CAVE – Neverendless
16. Wild Flag – Wild Flag
17. The Atlas Moth – An Ache For The Distance
18. Zola Jesus – Conatus
19. Bloodiest - Descent
20. Danny Brown - XXX
21. Tim Hecker – Ravedeath, 1972
22. Food Pyramid – III
23. Das Racist - Relax
24. Fucked Up – David Comes To Life
25. Vee Dee — Vee Dee
26. EMA – Past Life Martyred Saints
27. Wume - Distance
28. Oneida – Absolute II
29.Anatomy of Habit – Anatomy of Habit
30. Grails – Deep Politics
31. Mountains – Air Museum
32. ‘Spective Audio – Vital Sound I compilation
33. The Men – Leave Home
34. Bruce Lamont – Feral Songs For The Epic Decline
35. Seun Kuti – From Africa, With Fury: Rise
36. Jesu –Ascension
37. Wye Oak - Civilian
38. True Widow - As High As the Highest Heavens and from the Center to the Circumference of the Earth
39. Ga’an – Black Equus
40. Verma – S/T II
41. Lee Forest — Leaf Auras
42. Barn Owl – Lost In The Glare
43. Anthrax – Worship Music
44. Orchestre Poly-Rhythmo – Cotonou Club
45. Eleanor Friedburger – Last Summer
46. Freddie Gibbs – Cold Day in Hell
47. Heavy Times – Jacker
48. DJ Quik – The Book of David
49. l’Eternebre – l’Eternebre
50. Battles — Gloss Drop
51. Ty Segall – Goodbye Bread
52. Catacombz — Catacombz
53. Wilco – The Whole Love
54. Crystal Antlers – Two-Way Mirror
55. Gang Gang Dance – Eye Contact
56. Russian Circles - Empros
57. M83 – Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming
58. Cinchel – Friday. Deconstruction
59. Adele - 21
60. Cliff Martinez – Contagion Original Score
61. Mastodon – The Hunter
62. Tom Waits – Bad As Me
63. The Antlers – Burst Apart
64. Atlas Sound — Parallax
65. Thundercat – The Golden Age of Apocalypse
66. Deerhoof – Deerhoof Vs. Evil
67. Young Widows – In and Out of Youth And Lightness
68. The Go! Team – Rolling Blackouts
69. The Joy Formidable – The Big Roar
70. Domo Genesis – Under The Influence
71. Hella - Tripper
72. Death Cab For Cutie – Codes and Keys
73. Tee Pee - Morals
74. TV on the Radio – Nine Types of Light
75. Panda Bear - Tomboy
76. The Horrors - Skying
77. Earth – Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I
78. Netherfriends – Alap
79. The Dodos – No Color
80. Secret Wars – Double Fantasy Vacation
81. Cold Cave – Cherish The Light Years
82. The Rapture – In The Grace Of Your Love
83. JC Brooks and the Uptown Sound – Want More
84. Roommate – Guilty Rainbow
85. Feist - Metals
86. Mannequin Men – Mannequin Men
87. Black Lips – Arabia Mountain
88. Mogwai – Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
89. Save the Clocktower - Carousel
90. The Cool Kids – When Fish Ride Bicycles
91. Lady Gaga – Born This Way
92. The Eternals – Approaching The Energy Field
93. The Decemberists – The King Is Dead
94. Jay-Z and Kanye West – Watch The Throne
95. Le Butcherettes – Sin Sin Sin
96. Esben and the Witch – Violet Cries
97. Mickey – Rock and Roll Dreamer
98. Ponytail – Do Whatever You Want All The Time
99. Explosions in the Sky – Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
100. Stephen Malkmus – Mirror Traffic
Perfectly Good Records Not On This List
Apteka – Gargoyle Days
The Roots – Undun
Grey Ghost – Songs To Wake Up To
Drake – Take Care
Yawn - Open Season
Vakill – Armor of God
Psalm One — Get In The Van Vol. 3
Disappointments
1. Gillian Welch
2. Ponytail*
3. The Eternals*
4. Tori Y Moi
5. Neon Indian
6. Alela Diane
7. Wiz Khalifa – Black and Yellow
8. R.E.M. – Collapse Into Now
9. Smith Westerns – Dye It Blonde
10. Mountain Goats
11. Wu Lyf
12. Yuck
13. Pains of Being Pure At Heart
14. Julianna Bartwick
15. Lil Wayne
*These albums still have three or four amazing tracks; they just pale, vastly, compared to their predecessors. Hence, they’re on the list, but are very, very far down on it.
Worst:
- Tennis
- Fleet Foxes
- Destroyer
- The Strokes
- Lupe Fiasco
- The Weeknd
- Art Brut
- Cults
- Bon Iver
- James Blake
- The Dears
- Thurston Moore
- Azita
- Broken Records
- Girls
- British Sea Power
- John Maus
- Bright Eyes
- Wyoming
- Grouper
- Tyler, The Creator
- Loutallica
- Childish Gambino
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